not having a pet is straight up masochism

Even if you're not the type of person to really understand the concept of missing someone, it's nice to say it. Plus, maybe that is what that feeling is...who the fuck knows.

Oh, gud, I just remembered my dead-sweet-angel cat and my dead-badass-hilarious grandma...I do know! And, I never miss any of you, not really, everything is a fucking lie. And, I want Dolly back from the dead. Fuck this fucking life!