they all loved this one--one nerd wrote: fun x a million squared...

(2011*a cheap thrill)

hick.or.dick
after roald dahl (esp. "hey diddle diddle")

hickory dickory dock
the mouth fell off the cock
the clock read one
took a fluff, zipped up
threw her the cash--was done.

the clock struck two
away she flew
pocketed dough, was on-the-go
7Eleven, Marlboro Lights
Dunkin Donuts, America runs on, oh.