I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE LAWYERS AT THIS PARTY

I was about to graduate from school with a degree in Fine Art, and I was told there would be lawyers at this party. I was about to graduate school with a degree in Fine Art, and I had no prospects for the future. Harry Styles won the US Presidential election 6 months earlier, and I had no prospects for the future. And, I was told there would be Canadian citizens, who also happened to be lawyers at this party.

*then they were architects*
*then they were librarians*
**then I was IT'S LILY!**