Well, was totally like Libras get the eff out of my readings, but then I found out it's in my chart, and I am the one I've been waiting for all my life, err all month

"Aries, you need to watch your subconscious psychic, because you are conjuring some shit. And, we can feel it. So, when you don't show up in reality, it's frustrating. I see that you're trying to build a better--you like this head, brain; you like that body. You refuse to be emotionally available. As an air sign, let me say, 'back off, Aries!' Stop being so...(they wanted to call us sl0tty) in Aquarius season, you are interested in multiple people. You are one of the most attractive signs. People are drawn to you. You think it is play-time, not everyone thinks it's funny! In Libra and Scorpio season, you are going to settle down with someone very smart, an air sign, but they have a very sharp tongue (read: they will be mean to you and you deserve it). Play-time is over. It's called: moderation (w/e)." ...and then she brought up a funeral, kmn. 
 *obsessed w storytellers*