when your friend says to meet up at happy hour, but you don't know when that is

because it is a marketing ploy

that never quite traversed your specific field of vision. And you are pretty sure it is some illusion of baby boomers and genXers and you are kind of thinking, what backwoods towns have they lived in...or maybe they are the type of person who goes to bars a lot, meets people that way, dare we say has participated in another thing we don't quite understand: ladies night...or ladies drink free...or wet t-shirt contests. Movies say that those are things.

And, they better text back, because the internet says anywhere from 3:30-5. And, we wait for no one.