Friday, March 11, 2016

Its a pretty, pretty, but you can pull anything off, so sorry for the mani

How to get your high-school ex back for exactly 2 months, even if you are unsure that you are still interested in their gender-identity, because you are sad your mom is sick and you hate your 40h a week job: see them at a bar, touch knees under low light, dead-face look them in the eyes while they talk for five minutes, look away, close your eyes for ten whole seconds and when you open again be staring at them. Tell them that you saw them out with their new Other a few days ago, "I didn't say 'Hi' because I didn't want to bother you, but awwr, you are cutest couple." Say the last part a little too high pitched. And, smirk. Say, "You are like going to be that upper-middle-class partners tennis couple in like three years." Know that they just gave up on their band last year and got a 'real' job. Get up, move around, avoid them the rest of the night. Feel bad about it when they text you later, but also know that you need someone that feels like home...until mom gets better, until you move away for grad school, until you barely remember their face, and have no clue if?..they are probably married by now.

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