I think one of the best reasons to decide to be in a (for serious) relationship is because you realize that you are never too young for Life Alert.
You know what, never mind, fuck it. Why would I want one person when I could have a whole team of specialists to take care of my body after I choke on an apple or slip in the shower or do that thing where you hit-your-hip-bone-on-the-edge-of-a-counter-because-it-is-the-perfect-height...?
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