Thursday, June 9, 2016

A list of things I am too oldens to be:

iceskater, gymnast, any Olympian probably (10-years-in-servitude-and-brain-damage-to-peak...well...maybe, like, a Geena Davis archery stunt), model (high fash), child actor ala Disney or Nick (I play no one's mom/dad/sad-older-sister-bro-who-takes-care-of-10-years-younger-sibling-while-selflessly-sacrificing-single-life-and-career-dreams), boy band, jailbait, Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby (do not watch that movie, you will feel gross inside, like you have aided in child abuse)...other stuff...

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