I almost just fell out a window. I think you all should really cherish me while I'm still allve

self-commenter

++I'm sprung
+I need to be more discrete!
+Nonchalant-like
++Cool as

I just assume imma bright light in your dull, dim life. Clearly the 7 year olds I'm teaching think so. "This is dumb. I want to do my homework instead." Kmn