Wednesday, May 31, 2017

horoscope: too real to function!

Brave, Stubborn Aries, all of the pictures of you become secrets for the maker's resentment. Bold, Straight-talking Aries, half the people you let borrow books will not only never return them, but will literally shit all over you the same day. Like, lending books is some sort of omen, or something...so it's chill when you give one to someone you do not care for, which is totes possible, because you are a ridiculous nerd who likes to share (but like in a totally cool and selfish way), but like in-future do not lend books to people who...who...well, whatever. Boisterous, Sarcastic Aries, book lending is harmful to your health.

Also, people who have posted photos on your timeline mostly suck...not because they actually suck, but because they hurt your feelings and are seriously the fakest person you can think of (but you're not invested in them, so, whatever, but definitely don't lend books to people you like anymore. Okay)

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