Friday, August 25, 2017

this one time this dude in a metal band said to me,

"You should hang out with me before I get famous." During my 1st summer
of grad school, and all I could think was, "Bitch. I. Am. Smarter. Than. You."

...Also, like you're no longer going to be interested in me because your picture was in a magazine?
Wtf is a magazine, even?
My mom doesn't even read magazines.

More accurate:
you should hang out with me before I bother you again next summer.

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