i didn't know this happened! hilarious and disturbing! this is fabulous. I'm a sucker for a DC reference. a little redundant here. as i said in class, delightful!

*the adventure of the fly*

8 am. absolute best time to go to the mall.
main doors, unlocked. an hour before stores open.
this hour long consumerist lull: the adventure of the fly.

most fresh. most funky. mating dance. seniors. citizens. flyest gear.

"how's it hanging?" magenta juicy couture velour sweatsuit
teal walking cane. clash.

"short, shriveled, and to the left." with a grin that just about
knocks off Sally's butterfly tramp stamp.

dawsons creek.
gelled bangs.
duckbill.

Dennis snaps her thong.

the car challenged the sunrise for attention, with noon jello shots ahead.