i'm like, no! i don't want to do that! imitation of christ. we have to talk about how you will come up to visit me.

make about tech. not people, so culture, stand-up
so, um, i really like to go on the internet.
yale
art
i fall for you
yes, yes, youtube
family-est comment ever,
"it's like fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring."
great. classic. birthday.
we say,
"it's like pegging your brother and finding your father's cock ring."
"it's like eating out your mother and finding your sister's lip ring."
it never ends, i have this professor that just makes me feel like i'm 12 again.